Scary German Energy Drink Commercial - Demands Attention

Tucked in the quiet confines of terrains of bliss, tranquility and relaxation, Germans are abruptly being woken up, jolted and shocked by a most hideous creature, place of origin unknown.

Consider the family of four who decided to pack their clothes, trunks brimming with long-necks and two, almost adult kids, each a boy, about sixteen and seventeen years of age, who decided to get away from the rustle and bustle for a 2 day weekend. All scenarios played out with the regular expectations as they had numerous experience before when they made the same journey, seeking fresh air, bright green landscapes and anywhere a phone could not get to them.

Everything looked as it had always been. Their car pressed into each corner of a daunting hillside, burning the tires every now and then. The kids were soundly asleep with visions of who knows what, but since one had spittle dripping from the shadow of his lips, one might guess their thoughts were of conquests and pleasures not yet experienced.

Ellen, the wife, also was in a intense slumber, probably caused by the thick buzzing of the engine of the car heaving itself up yet another car-eating hill.

We should all be counting our lucky stars there was an evidently, hidden camera, ironically perfectly positioned to capture what was to unfold. Perhaps, a fluke being the same time K-fee energy drink was being introduced to the country. What was clearly meant to be a commercial representing a peaceful setting was unfortunately thrust into the epitome of a scary German energy drink commercial , maybe 180 degrees in the reverse direction of all plans, rehearsals, and run-throughs.

Not a single soul could have predicted it, and unless there was video proof, the good people of Germany may not be panically pacing, losing sleep and up at all hours completely baffled and flabbergasted by what was recorded. Although there is photographic proof, to date, German authorities have kept quiet about what happened that day. Perhaps to cover it up, or act like it never happened, but one thing is for certain, Germany will not ever be the same again. The invasion has begun.

Naturally higher than a kite on most days, Dave is the dude who likes to drink energy drinks and has been captivating a growing audience every time an energy drink is pressed to his lips. To note, you’re invited, while the fun continue.

- Thor Daniels

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